Aug
27
1. Replace your morning coffee with a swift slap in the face - be a friend and offer one to your co-workers as well
2. Delay doing the laundry until you’ve worn at least one of those “back corner items” that just never seem to make it into the rotation
3. Offer to share a shower with that cute guy/girl you haven’t had the nerve to ask out
4. Try to reason with your lawn - offer to spend more time together in exchange for half of its normal watering Read more
Aug
9
Top 10 Ways to Beat the Raleigh Heat
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Temperatures in Raleigh continue to rise, but that doesn’t mean that you have to suffer. Below we offer a few serious, and a few tongue-in-cheek suggestions to help you battle the triple digit heat:
- Fishbowl margaritas from El Rodeo
- Slip-n-slide across the Meredith campus lawn
- Stand shoulder to shoulder with someone in any Raleigh public pool
- Pop open a fire hydrant on (insert your street name here)
- Befriend your annoying co-worker from Cary – join them in moving back to wherever it is they came from ;)
- Lock yourself in the meat freezer at the Angus Barn
- Lay beneath the peeing statue in the Rose Garden
- Play golf at RGA with only one ball – aim only for the water hazards
- Hijack one of Raleigh’s many annoying Ice Cream trucks, eat your fill, and then run it into Lake Johnson
- Help us finish off the list with some of your own ideas…





